Oct12
Soulmate Algorithm — IV.
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Man: It's too bad your algorithm* requires us to break up.
Woman: In all fairness to you, I ought to return that gold chain you gave me as a “soulmate gift”.
Woman: But I really like it. Can I keep it and just pay you what it cost you?
Woman: ...So I offered him the money, and he took it!! I didn't know what a cheap jerk he was until after we broke up!
Woman: It's a good thing I found that out!
Woman: Saved by an algorithm!
Footnote: *Secretary Problem algorithm.
Title: Soulmate Algorithm -- IV.
Woman: In all fairness to you, I ought to return that gold chain you gave me as a “soulmate gift”.
Woman: But I really like it. Can I keep it and just pay you what it cost you?
Woman: ...So I offered him the money, and he took it!! I didn't know what a cheap jerk he was until after we broke up!
Woman: It's a good thing I found that out!
Woman: Saved by an algorithm!
Footnote: *Secretary Problem algorithm.
Title: Soulmate Algorithm -- IV.